Worry

B – “Mommy, I’m so worried about you.” Me – “I’m okay buddy. What are you worried about?” B – “I’m worried that your gonna get dead.”

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zombie apocalypse – choose your partner

Questions of the day: If you were in the middle of the zombie apocalypse

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Mens essentials or not

The absolute fastest way to get me out of a mans bedroom

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Livin the dream y’all

Me – “why is the bathroom floor wet?”

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